See… That’s why I usually don’t participate in contests.
Not winning -> lots of work for nothing.
Here, have this very christmas – esque illustration,
It’s a “moo moo fuck you” bird.
Don’t know what’s wrong with them birds lately.
also: because I can.
Annoying beasts they are. But very smart.
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW!
Directed at me.
I wondered what my drawings would say if they could talk. This individual tells us to go “fuck ourselves”
Actually that artwork’s name is “god”. Why? Cuz of “holy trinity” and so on.
The truth is: I got a certain amount of wood and was told to make a work out of it. I figured out thta this construction looks kinda interesting — architecture -wise. Then I looked up the meaning of triangles and stumbled upon “holy trinity” -> named artwork “God” -> insta win.
Bet If I did a model of that “Bird – Aircraft” thing that’s in my head for while, so one would’ve liked it.
See? That modern art bullshit is nothing but a fucking Lie.
And that crappy artwork belongs to me… unfortuna<tely.
I think I can only become a really famous artist when I’m drunk 24/7.
Phew, long time nothing posted here.
Some time ago, while on my way home in the bus (puplic transport ftw), I heard 2 elder ladies talking. They were accompanied by a young boy (either the grandson of one of the elder women or abducted by them).
The 2 women were talking about one of their relatives who passed away lately.
After a while the little boy interrupts them with a whiny voice “but…. does that mean I am going to die too?”
One of the women answers ” No, of course you don’t have to die. You don’t die if you don’t want to.”
ballpoint pen drawing.
It’s wayyyyy too hot to really get myself to create something serious. Take this 5 minute sketch of an orc instead.
It’s like… you start drawing on your tablet – and after 5 minutes your arm sticks to the tablet as if glued together… feels nasty, so I was like “fuck this” and played Warframe instead.